personally, 2007 hasn't been an eventful year. for starters, i dwelled within 4 walls and a ceiling for almost 8 months. it was stark raving boring. i don't expect much to change in 2008. except that it's time to renew my passport and to turn the uncool age of 20. *shudders*

crazy overpaid bastards who can't play ball

ASDFGHJKL

made in malaysia, truly asia.



one more thing. i am pissed by the mcd delivery advertisement. it's one thing to win. it's another to keep rubbing it in my face everytime i watch local channels. and the bitch speaks with a moronic accent, trying to sound bloody intellectual. how am i supposed to take you seriously when you're wearing a fucking wig?! screw you bitch

hady has some seriously retarded fans. i feel embarrassed for him. heck i fell horrible to be a singaporean.

i love candy canes. and i like to lick off the red stripes 1st. the best thing about christmas is the magnificent candy cane.

it's been depressing lately what with so many dates cancelled and postponed and forgotten and the boredom of life. so i bought a sue townsend book at the airport when sending my uncle off. but after paying i realised i made a mistake. i went there for newspapers. then my mom saw me with the book, even she was suprised, "you bought a book? why? you don't read books." like hell yeah. i hate reading. i wasted precious moolah and it's all your fault.

omg omg i love boro

jeremie aliadiere is le sigh

tim riggins is too much.

mutv's match commentator on one of cristiano ronaldo's stepovers,

Ronaldo, doing the Riverdance.

LAWL!

GOODBYE, MR TAPPER!!

this is horrible. michael tapper has left we are scientists. it's so sad. he is one of the best drummers out there.

no more beard of the year. dayum

(abdul samad) nadia


he really thought my name was abdul samad.
i can see your attempt to parenthesise at the comma, sir.

oh shut up arsenal. just shut the hael up.

and you do it like so.

the third generation

i know i should be finishing the last bit of spenser but my parents are watching the launch of the malaysian astronaut's rocket to the what-what centre in space. i think he's a really good looking dude. doctor some more. i'm actually quite stoked about this too. handsome fella, have a safe trip.

i take it all back.

oops

sony imagestation has shut down its services. like wtf. where the hell are my photos now?! this fucking shit lah. i haven't receive any email to transfer my account to shutterfly. stupid asses.

damn you sony fuckers.

i don't like homework and assignments. all but french ones cause they're fun to do. there is so much to be done i don't even know where to start. it's fucking ridiculous. in other words, i don't like school.

i quite enjoy the new season of survivor. i like that tribe that's been winning. the new tribe names are long and unnecessary. i especially like james the gravedigger, although it's obvious he won't make it far. the air steward dude is also nice to watch. but nothing beats ozzy, half man-part monkey-part fish ozzy.

i've been using hari raya as a "benchmark" for so many things- join floorball recreational after raya, find a part time job after raya, meet my friends after raya, buy school clothes after raya. i know myself well enough to admit that half these things won't happen. raya's just another excuse.

trying to find shit to elongate my 104 abstract now while waiting for identity/brothers&sisters/that 70's show to start. even this is difficult to do.

i saw john dykes munching down a whopper at the ikea bk outlet today.

Musical based on Greek mythology marks Innova JC’s official opening

Channel NewsAsia - Sunday, September 23

SINGAPORE: The newest junior college in Singapore celebrated its official opening recently with a musical.

Students of Innova JC shared the highlights in a clip that was submitted for MediaCorp News’ Roving DV competition, where students shoot, edit, script and narrate a news clip involving their school.

Student reporters, Marvin Tang and Kong Jeng Huey, reported live at the musical performance that was put up by Innova students.

The musical was largely inspired by Greek mythology as the ancient Greece had significant accomplishments in producing thinkers, pioneering the study of science, developing the model of democracy, as well as cultivating the love of finer things like culture and literature.

During her opening address, Principal Yeo Hong Mui officially announced the new status of Innova Junior College as the Centre of Excellence for New Media and New Media Arts.

Innova JC’s school song was penned by celebrated songwriter and performer Dick Lee, with added lyrics by Madam Citra.

More information on Roving DV 2007 is available on this website.

The closing date of the competition is 31 October.

— CNA/so

er ok. btw, it's chitra with an h.

OH. MY. GOD.

Mourinho quits Chelsea

i don't know if i should laugh or cry.

klaxons bbs won mercury prize 2007! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

i will not change my golden skans ringtone for the next 6 months.

steps into a hair salon.

me: i want to cut my hair.
her: ok what kind?
me: i want like katie holmes kind of haircut.
her: katie what?
me: katie holmes. you know tom cruise's wife?
her: tom who?
me: aiyah you got english magazines? i can show you her face if it's in there.
her: (hands over STYLE) she very famous issit?
me: ok ok lah. alamak she won't be inside STYLE one. tell you what, just cut this much off (gestures some stupid measurement) then ok liao.
her : waah you speak hokkien ah? (smiles like hell) ok this much ah? (gestures the same stupid measurement)
me: yah ok can.

her: girl your hair very dry leh. want to go for treatment? now got promotion, $59 only. very cheap.
me: waah so expensive. cannot lah. later my mother kill me.
her: you call her now. i tell her your hair very dry.
me : er no need lah. i can live with dry hair.
her: you want to rebond? now got special offer. your hair very curly.
me: i don't like the stupid straight hair. (which was a bit rude since she had super straight hair herself)

while cutting my hair,

her: so you schooling or working already?
me: i'm an undergrad (matter-of-factly)
her: wah so smart. good ah.
me: yah. (revels in a moment of narcissism)

then more awkward and senseless conversations took place before she was finally done. but i didn't get the katie holmes 'do that i wanted. i left the place looking like the 5th beatle.

0-0 shit lah bloody hell

wah lau djokovic i want to kill you how dare you upset the gods of tennis knnnnnnnnnnnn

new premiership season, new pretty faces. chopra, santa cruz and torres to name a few. not much can be said of the red devils' new signings though. nani looks like pre-plastic surgery michael jackson and tevez is just..... tevez. him and rooney up front will be like halloween for opposing defenders.

i've been dropped from european literature so i took french as my fifth subject. according to the website, students should be able to introduce themselves, talk about their hobbies, and likes and dislikes at the end of the course. wokay.

this bitch costs $72.60. if i don't pass HL102, i deserve to die.

oh and i'm amused at how cheap the meals are at the campus mcd's. a mcspicy meal costs $4.60. that's like almost $2 off what the regular outlets charge.

i need a part time job. i need suggestions, something aside from tutoring.

oh can someone please tell me something that i'm good at? it's part of a questionnaire i have to fill up for a class. i would put "biting my fingers", but that would turn people off from shaking my hands.

european literature. way to go, nadia. way to go.

shit man. school on monday. must practice being plastic so can make new friends. gaaahh

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE KICKS ASSSSSSS
i'm going to have to steal $7 from someone and watch it again.

and this is how i looked if i were to live in springfield.

i just had to have homer's pants.

why sergio, why?
GAHHH

my computer is slowly falling apart. i accidentally deleted some audio software and now i can't hear anything played on the computer. and messenger is being a huge bitch. everytime i sign in, a sign will pop up asking me troubleshoot and retry. it's been almost a week now and i still can't log in. damn.

way to wear your pants backwards, fed!

customary post-grand slam entry.

centre court, wimbledon 2007

i shall not comment on fed's pants and suit combo.



who hits shots like that?

FIERCE! tyra banks-approved.

rafa needs to go to beijing 101 immediately.

fed won 7-6, 4-6, 7-6, 2-6, 6-2.

great match. rafa came so close to winning. i lost count of how many times i hyperventilated throughout the match. in other news, lewis hamilton finished 3rd at the british grand prix despite starting at pole position.

this is not a good day for sports.

rafa's long shorts, or short longs. cause those are definitely not capris.

wimby final baby!

oh wow. marion bartoli. great match. great match. i wouldn't mind whoever wins the women's title now.

rafa > djokovic
roger > gasquet
djokovic > gasquet
roger > djokovic > gasquet

hence,
rafa > roger

doesn't make mathematical sense but whatever. i'm a lit kid.

27.07.07

romeo is still the cutest beckham.


oh hi there rafa.

four premiership weddings this weekend. now that's cute.

"New balls, please" cries brave Gicquel

HALLE, Germany (AFP) - Spare a thought for Frenchman Marc Gicquel who went on to win his second-round tie at the ATP Halle tournament despite receiving a serve - travelling at 208 kilometres per hour - in the testicles.

The 30-year-old was in the second set of his match against German Benjamin Becker - no connection to compatriot and tennis legend Boris - when he was felled by the serve which scored a bulls-eye straight into his delicate area.

With the speed-gun showing the serve was 208 km/h, the game was stopped for ten minutes while the Frenchman had ice applied, discreetly, to his wedding tackle - in front of a 8,000-strong crowd.

In a show of brotherly solidarity, Becker went over to his pole-axed opponent to pass on his deepest - and heart-felt - sympathy.

Having won the first set 6-2, Gicquel came off the turf - to earn the respect of each and every man watching - and won the second set on a tie-breaker in what can only be described as a truly ballsy performance, which handed him a spot in the quarter-finals for his efforts.

holy moley.

the king of clay triumphs again. like duh.











and so did he.

woot!

woohoo the slut is out!

thank you ana. please win the entire thing.

this is the shit.

rafa's through to the semis of the french. he's totally going to win this one again. antonio banderas was in the stands during the rafa- carlos moya match.

the sgc shit is friggin cool. i didn't think it was going to be THAT holistic.

i want that one.

and lou diamond phillips circa 1987.

YAY!

onitsuka sneakers - $149
everlast maryjanes - $34

do i really need footwear?

ok so jordin's the youngest american idol winner, not that i could care any less. that girl is so fake; from her teeth to the annoying heart-shaped gestures. like just go away. blake winning wouldn't have changed anything. if melinda or lakisha had won, it would at least save this season from ending just like how it began. utterly mediocre. nothing that we've never seen in previous seasons. nothing except sanjaya and his hair. most boring season thus far. i've lost count of how many times i've rolled my eyes seeing news of jordin's victory. screw AI. i still like sailorboy phil.

i really need a job when i start school. maybe tutoring or something. i could start looking now but my fat ass just insists on plonking itself in front of the tv. i haven't gotten a real job ever since the papers ended. that's 6 months of slacking. but hey, i've only put on 3kg.

i need to buy more clothes. i need the onitsuka shoes. i need a big bag. i need new hair. i need a new phone. i need ipod speakers. i need to eat at a steamboat place. but i don't have any money. YAY!

what a double whammy. first, man utd lost the fa cup final on sat. yesterday, rafa's 81 clay court match winning streak was ended after he lost the hamburg tms final. what a horrid weekend. thankfully, caridee was hilarious on antm and the pepper dennis episode was good last night.

yesterday, went to the ntu hss tea party at stamford hotel with celeste. we never talked to any professors and student ambassadors. basically, we went for 3 rounds of food and then left unannounced.

this season's survivor sucks so bad. there are so many boring people in the comptition. even the winner is boring. cook islands is still the best of the series.

glory glory man utd.

i survived 2 months without internet access. i'm now on singnet and the pages load at granny speed. i can finish running 2.4km (complete with the asthma aftermath) and still not have a complete episode of survivor fully loaded. not many things have happened since then but i won't spare the boredom of the details.

i've watched almost 20 vcds and dvds during my internet-free period. the 40 year old virgin is bloody hilarious.

my dad was hospitalised for almost 7 weeks and he had undergone surgery to remove a decaying bone in his neck. he's been home since last friday and the hospitalisation led to him weighing the same as me now. yes, i weigh the same as my dad.

i turned 19 on the 6th without much fanfare. come 2008, i'll be 20 on world asthma day. now that would be something worth celebrating.

the best birthday present i received was chelsea's draw against bolton which handed man utd the league title. go devils!

i've been offered a place in ntu for the english course. suprised? well so am i. i never fancied my chances after telling the prof i disliked reading and preferred movie adaptations. i even wrote an essay on the duchess of malfi which would cause ms baey to lock me up. it was utter rubbish. but i did use the term "hyberbole" which looked and sounded impressive. i've accepted the ntu offer and skipped my nie interview as a result. i doubt that nus would even take a look at my application. i sent them my friends of singa award cert which i was awarded in 1996.

rafa won his 3rd consecutive title for the 3rd consecutive year at the rome masters. he is so going to win roland garros. i haven't played tennis for 15984842 years now i may have lost my golden touch (which was rusty to begin with).

oh klaxons make good music. eccentric but good. i like a lot.

YAY!

the trophy looks like a giant banana to me.