steps into a hair salon.

me: i want to cut my hair.
her: ok what kind?
me: i want like katie holmes kind of haircut.
her: katie what?
me: katie holmes. you know tom cruise's wife?
her: tom who?
me: aiyah you got english magazines? i can show you her face if it's in there.
her: (hands over STYLE) she very famous issit?
me: ok ok lah. alamak she won't be inside STYLE one. tell you what, just cut this much off (gestures some stupid measurement) then ok liao.
her : waah you speak hokkien ah? (smiles like hell) ok this much ah? (gestures the same stupid measurement)
me: yah ok can.

her: girl your hair very dry leh. want to go for treatment? now got promotion, $59 only. very cheap.
me: waah so expensive. cannot lah. later my mother kill me.
her: you call her now. i tell her your hair very dry.
me : er no need lah. i can live with dry hair.
her: you want to rebond? now got special offer. your hair very curly.
me: i don't like the stupid straight hair. (which was a bit rude since she had super straight hair herself)

while cutting my hair,

her: so you schooling or working already?
me: i'm an undergrad (matter-of-factly)
her: wah so smart. good ah.
me: yah. (revels in a moment of narcissism)

then more awkward and senseless conversations took place before she was finally done. but i didn't get the katie holmes 'do that i wanted. i left the place looking like the 5th beatle.

0-0 shit lah bloody hell

wah lau djokovic i want to kill you how dare you upset the gods of tennis knnnnnnnnnnnn

new premiership season, new pretty faces. chopra, santa cruz and torres to name a few. not much can be said of the red devils' new signings though. nani looks like pre-plastic surgery michael jackson and tevez is just..... tevez. him and rooney up front will be like halloween for opposing defenders.

i've been dropped from european literature so i took french as my fifth subject. according to the website, students should be able to introduce themselves, talk about their hobbies, and likes and dislikes at the end of the course. wokay.

this bitch costs $72.60. if i don't pass HL102, i deserve to die.

oh and i'm amused at how cheap the meals are at the campus mcd's. a mcspicy meal costs $4.60. that's like almost $2 off what the regular outlets charge.

i need a part time job. i need suggestions, something aside from tutoring.

oh can someone please tell me something that i'm good at? it's part of a questionnaire i have to fill up for a class. i would put "biting my fingers", but that would turn people off from shaking my hands.

european literature. way to go, nadia. way to go.

shit man. school on monday. must practice being plastic so can make new friends. gaaahh