i want to have ozzy's kids. i want to bear his children. my kids would then grow up to be a quarter shark, a quarter monkey and half human. i can dump them at any babysitter and they'll survive (no pun intended).

that man is an incredibly hot piece of shit. ozzy sends my survivor fanaticism into an overdrive. never have i been this obsessed with the series. not even when there was bobby jon. so what if he has a porno past? almost everyone in america seems to have one. it just raises his ay carumba-ness, you know, the fact that he has a nekkid video.

since my love life is pretty much non-existent, the only thrill i get is watching this mexican boy on tv every friday. i try to make our dates as often as possible by watching him on youtube everyday. if i had been on the cook islands, i'd have made an attempt to pull down his shorts. for the thrill of it.

Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth. that surname just leaves a lot to the imagination yeah?

which reminds me. i have to go backpacking to the mediterranean islands and latin america in six years' time to scout for hot husbands. plural intended.

see that thing below his navel? that just drives me nuts. rafael nadal has that too. and his scruff. it's one of the most beautiful goatees i've seen on survivor. it grows darn well. ok 'nuff scrutiny.

i'm so excited for sunday. it's the finale of the american telecast of survivor. i pray ozzball wins.