'Mutineers are the first people to die!'

mother fucking son of a bitch. fucktard sleazebag.

it came down to one. just one.

enough tears already. my heart is now crushed.

i want to have ozzy's kids. i want to bear his children. my kids would then grow up to be a quarter shark, a quarter monkey and half human. i can dump them at any babysitter and they'll survive (no pun intended).

that man is an incredibly hot piece of shit. ozzy sends my survivor fanaticism into an overdrive. never have i been this obsessed with the series. not even when there was bobby jon. so what if he has a porno past? almost everyone in america seems to have one. it just raises his ay carumba-ness, you know, the fact that he has a nekkid video.

since my love life is pretty much non-existent, the only thrill i get is watching this mexican boy on tv every friday. i try to make our dates as often as possible by watching him on youtube everyday. if i had been on the cook islands, i'd have made an attempt to pull down his shorts. for the thrill of it.

Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth. that surname just leaves a lot to the imagination yeah?

which reminds me. i have to go backpacking to the mediterranean islands and latin america in six years' time to scout for hot husbands. plural intended.

see that thing below his navel? that just drives me nuts. rafael nadal has that too. and his scruff. it's one of the most beautiful goatees i've seen on survivor. it grows darn well. ok 'nuff scrutiny.

i'm so excited for sunday. it's the finale of the american telecast of survivor. i pray ozzball wins.

yayness yowza wowee hurrah yeah baby yeah.

i'm a delirious fucktard.

there's a stupid smirk on my face that i just can't rub off.

i think these 3 dudes are one person in 3 different bodies, doing 3 different things. jason mraz has fantastic vocals. zach braff is hilarious on tv. benji schwimmer is fabulous on his feet. they're 3 goofballs who kinda resemble one another. and i love them all.

yay for jason, zach & benji, or jachji. ok lame. go watch tv and you'll see what i mean.

oh benji was fabulous tonight.

lately, i've been listening to rather slower and laid-back songs. it's a subconscious thing. like 2 weeks ago, i was on the strokes, aerosmith and jamiroquai. this is my current playlist which is on constant replay.

1. Wonderful World- James Morrison
2. You Give Me Something- James Morrison
3. Deep And Meaningless- Rooster
4. One In A Million- Bosson
5. Walking After You- Foo Fighters
6. Uninvited- Alanis Morissette
7. See You Tonight- Magni Asgeirsson

number 4 kinda stands out like a sore thumb but it's a nice song ok. reminds me much of my primary school days.

no no no no no no no no no
NOOOOO!!

i'm scared for ozzy.

my eldest paternal aunt passed away last night. Allahyarhamah wak bingah was 81 and she was suffering from a type of brain tumour.

holy snap.

oh my hairy black ass.
I JUST DROVE A FUCKING CAR!

dammit. there won't be so you think you can dance tonight. i need my weekly dosage of benji & donyelle. stupid asian games.

i saw a pretty package.

i've been watching the survivor: cook islands spoilers on youtube ahead of the singapore telecast. i can't help it lah. and ozzy is some competitor, evident in episode 9, shown 3 in weeks' time on ch5. i shan't post that challenge yet to keep the suspense for singaporean viewers. he's even better than bobby jon for that matter. but yesterday's episode saw ozzy easily being thrown off by brad (!!) and adam during the challenge.

how i wish i could manhandle ozzy like that. ay carumba!

watch this and you'll get what i mean.



adam looks like a bloody cheekopek. bloody piece of shit.

my entire body's hurting so much. from 2 hours of badminton yesterday. shows how incredibly fit i am.

dearest eyecandy,

you're as cute as hell and please remain that way. it just occured to me that going to ns means that you're losing that precious hairdo of yours. how terribly sad. i send my dearest condolences. nevertheless, it'd be interesting to see you without hair (on your head). and take note, please dress up nicely and behave well during prom. i may not be there in person but i've got my eyes on you.

cheers.

your admirer,
nadd ♥

hehehe.