SPASTASTIC AWESOMENESSSSS

haha pique didn't get the memo on the celebration!

i know it's mean buttttt


couldn't they have come up with a fucking better headline?

like shit yo
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omg canadian pizza and ock will open in ntu on monday! i really thought they were kidding when they said it.

here comes the fatty.....

DIE SINGTEL, DIE!! WAI YOU HAVE TO BUY RIGHTS OVER CHAMPIONS LEAGUE? OMG BLOODY HELL I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR PHONELINE AND LOUSY INTERNET NOT ENOUGH ISSIT? MUST SWALLOW EVERYBODY'S BANK ACCOUNTS AH! WHERE GOT MAKE SENSE ONE HAVE 2 SET TOP BOXES TO WATCH FOOTBALL! YOU KNN PIGS I HATE CHU

today i cleared my ntu email and i almost died halfway through. there were 13 pages of trash to filter.

LOVED IT.


not pete doherty

hahahahaahahah i finished hl105 hahahahahahaha i made life easier by writing 1857 words for a 2200-word essay hahaah omg it's over this is so exciting i don't have to be hunchback of notre dame anymore

The Grammar of a Dinner

let's have chicken for dinner.

somewhere else, someone else utters:
let's have john for dinner.
we are alarmed by the latter
but a dinner, too, has its own grammar
& we are assured by grammarians
both utterances are in order.

john, + animate, + human,
couldn't be passed off as repast.
chicken is + animate, - human,
& can end up in any oven.
if we combine the items of grammar
the way things in cooking are,
we would then have:
let's have chicken for john for dinner,
let's have chicken for dinner for john,
let's have for john chicken for dinner,
let's have for dinner for john chicken;
but probably not:
let's have john for chicken for dinner,
let's have for dinner john for chicken.

john is a noun holding knife & fork.
chicken collocates with the verb eat.
grammarians favour such words
as delicious & john eats happily,
but in a gastronomic dinner
taxonomic john isn't to eat deliciously.

i'm in love. with a wallet. butbutbut it costs a leg and an arm, at US$315. there is no point is asking my mother if i can buy it because she will try and kill me for the next 7 days. and if i do ultimately purchase it, my $315 wallet will be without any money inside. so how? dilemma lah.

but i really love it. dayum

waahh the number six key on my laptop is not working. and it had me panicking when i couldn't sign in, until i discovered the num lock function. but i use six a lot so this does not bode well. now i have to suck it up and go to the assholes for help.