LEMON

oh my god. i want the new ipod nano. this colour. shitshitshit

my married boyfriend working his swagger.

euro2008

NETHERLANDS YO!

http://www.kickette.com/index.php?/site/comments/oranje_football_is_war/#more

FTMFW!!

This is the day before the day before the day the Premier League concludes.

in other news,

jason castro is really hot. and cook is carrying a baby.

it's ridiculous how excited i am for this movie to screen. GO SPEED RACER, GO SPEED RACER, GO SPEED RACER, GO!

rafael nadal is back to winning ways and i'm happy.

and why you have to love the french:

passionate as hael

words cannot describe how fucked up i feel now. it's amazing to watch 10 players not playing football and the goalkeeper getting the most touches to the ball. this is so screwed up.

1. wayne's world
2. funny games us
3. i'm not there
4. the wedding banquet
5. son of rambow
6. 21
7. forgetting sarah marshall
8. police academy
9. clueless
10. citizen kane
11. brave new world
12. the breakfast club
13. dirty dancing: havana nights
14. happy gilmore
15. hot fuzz
16. the virgin suicides
17. the talented mr ripley
18. shakespeare in love
19. police academy 2
    
20. munich
21. meet the fockers
22. marie antoinette
    

WEDNESDAY, 23 APRIL 2008
1130 hours



FREEEDOMMMM

yours truly will no longer be a first year inconsiderable speck yoz

SPASTASTIC AWESOMENESSSSS

haha pique didn't get the memo on the celebration!

i know it's mean buttttt


couldn't they have come up with a fucking better headline?

like shit yo
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omg canadian pizza and ock will open in ntu on monday! i really thought they were kidding when they said it.

here comes the fatty.....

DIE SINGTEL, DIE!! WAI YOU HAVE TO BUY RIGHTS OVER CHAMPIONS LEAGUE? OMG BLOODY HELL I SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR PHONELINE AND LOUSY INTERNET NOT ENOUGH ISSIT? MUST SWALLOW EVERYBODY'S BANK ACCOUNTS AH! WHERE GOT MAKE SENSE ONE HAVE 2 SET TOP BOXES TO WATCH FOOTBALL! YOU KNN PIGS I HATE CHU

today i cleared my ntu email and i almost died halfway through. there were 13 pages of trash to filter.

LOVED IT.


not pete doherty

hahahahaahahah i finished hl105 hahahahahahaha i made life easier by writing 1857 words for a 2200-word essay hahaah omg it's over this is so exciting i don't have to be hunchback of notre dame anymore

The Grammar of a Dinner

let's have chicken for dinner.

somewhere else, someone else utters:
let's have john for dinner.
we are alarmed by the latter
but a dinner, too, has its own grammar
& we are assured by grammarians
both utterances are in order.

john, + animate, + human,
couldn't be passed off as repast.
chicken is + animate, - human,
& can end up in any oven.
if we combine the items of grammar
the way things in cooking are,
we would then have:
let's have chicken for john for dinner,
let's have chicken for dinner for john,
let's have for john chicken for dinner,
let's have for dinner for john chicken;
but probably not:
let's have john for chicken for dinner,
let's have for dinner john for chicken.

john is a noun holding knife & fork.
chicken collocates with the verb eat.
grammarians favour such words
as delicious & john eats happily,
but in a gastronomic dinner
taxonomic john isn't to eat deliciously.

i'm in love. with a wallet. butbutbut it costs a leg and an arm, at US$315. there is no point is asking my mother if i can buy it because she will try and kill me for the next 7 days. and if i do ultimately purchase it, my $315 wallet will be without any money inside. so how? dilemma lah.

but i really love it. dayum

waahh the number six key on my laptop is not working. and it had me panicking when i couldn't sign in, until i discovered the num lock function. but i use six a lot so this does not bode well. now i have to suck it up and go to the assholes for help.

i'm daydreaming of jason castro.

collin & adrian won the amazing race asia and i couldn't stop crying. wah sey kencang ah i cannot tahan man

so kickboxing has ended with yesterday's last lesson. it's sad since tuesday will henceforth be the most dreadful day of the week. last night we got to spar with each other in boxing gloves and the body pad-thingie. bloody fun lah, though i got tired after 2 rounds. and now my body's aching like crazy but it was all worth it. i think i would seek external classes soon.

i'm pushing 20 but i have plans for the march school holidays please. and i want to canoe (or kayak) please. i guess i really don't want to grow up please.

AO Web Team's Top 10 hunks

10. Janko Tipsarevic (agreed!)
9. Roger Federer (no thanks)
8. Diego Hartfield (yeah baby yeah)
7. Marcos Baghdatis (do not want)
6. Rafael Nadal (c'mon man, no 6?!)
5. Richard Gasquet (that face deserves a better neck)
4. Andy Roddick (overrated)
3. Tommy Haas (yes)
2. Marat Safin (yes please)
1. James Blake (okok but not #1 material)



heath ledger's passing is tragic. i couldn't help crying upon reading the news this morning. he was only 28. was never a die-hard fan, but this is probably the only celebrity death that i feel awful about. this is horrible. rip heath

i'm hereby a certified idiot. so today i went to popular toa payoh after school to look for primary 6 assessment books. i spent one bloody hour there and left with english and malay ones. since my nephew came for dinner, i showed him the books to see if they were doable. he took them and started laughing loudly. and he pointed out that i had purchased a primary 2 english grammar book.

extreme retardationzz

LOL he's like jon heder in blades of glory! wonder how that coiffure will stay glamorous with no conditioner on the island.

damn oz got fat. i hope he still flies and climbs and swims. go ozzness

7 FEBRUARY 2008

HE'S BACK!!

ZOMG THE MONKEY-DOLPHIN-MAN MUTANT CALLED OZZY IS COMING BACK FOR SURVIVOR MICRONESIA! HO-LY 2008 HAS BEGUN